moneyhoescarsandclothes:

Hey, guys! Can you like and/or reblog this. It’s for a contest for free tickets. It would help me get laid—my friend “Miley” would really appreciate it. I love you, guys, thanks!

bernacruz:

Everyone pleaaase like or reblog this!! I need at least 50 notes. :) Thank you! <3 

99burgers:

Ay, yo! This blog’s not gonna be just about burgers although it was made because of all the hours of masochistic perusing of food blogs about burger joints, and the menus and facebook pages of those burger joints. This blog was made with those burger joints in mind but there’s only so much burger…

There is no real mustacheman, only an abstraction, an idea.

No shave November still counts even it’s just for the ‘stache.

leopard-lady:

Just your friendly neighborhood mustache man.

May your electricity bid thee not to set my mustache ablaze.

Hot. Real hot.

Facial Hair Rule #1: Anything more than a mustache and less than a beard is douchey.