Hey, guys! Can you like and/or reblog this. It’s for a contest for free tickets. It would help me
get laid—my friend “Miley” would really appreciate it. I love you, guys, thanks!
Everyone pleaaase like or reblog this!! I need at least 50 notes. :) Thank you! <3
Ay, yo! This blog’s not gonna be just about burgers although it was made because of all the hours of masochistic perusing of food blogs about burger joints, and the menus and facebook pages of those burger joints. This blog was made with those burger joints in mind but there’s only so much burger…
lightning-lady--deactivated2011 asked: are you the real mustacheman ?
There is no real mustacheman, only an abstraction, an idea.
No shave November still counts even it’s just for the ‘stache.
Just your friendly neighborhood mustache man.
(Source: lovelettersfromhogwarts)
lightning-lady--deactivated2011 asked: youuuuuuuuuuuu
you have a tumblr :O
May your electricity bid thee not to set my mustache ablaze.
lovelettersfromhogwarts asked: whats it like eaing a purple velvet suit and lurking around girls bathrooms?
- your arch nemesis, leopard lady.
Hot. Real hot.
Facial Hair Rule #1: Anything more than a mustache and less than a beard is douchey.
